Thanks to the quick work of Christy Miller, French students can enjoy the poop runner craze that is sweeping the nation:
I decided to do something a little different with the French version than with the Spanish. Past tense verbs appear in a blue font to help students that are as of yet unfamiliar with past tense verbs in French to interpret them. I recommend mentioning to students when the first one appears that it is in blue because it is a past tense verb, and ask the students to guess the meaning.
I hope that you enjoy every hilariously stinky minute that you spend with your students on this story! As always, please remember that I am just beginning to learn French and so I am largely unable to revise my work as I format Christy's translations. Please email me or leave a comment on this post with any corrections that should be made!